Sixth Day of Mousemas – A visitor
Amber here. R’s sister V came today. She is very scary because she has two dogs and (I have to be blunt here) she smells of them. Also, she is just scary because all humans are scary apart from M, R and J. Other things are scary too like doors opening and paper rustling. Hoovers are very scary as are balloons.
Do you know what isn’t scary though? Cucumbers. I don’t see what is so frightening about them to be honest.
Anyway – I went and hid while V was here today because she is a person not relevant to my interests as she is a vegan and therefore doesn’t come bringing ham or prawns. But – I noticed M and R went to Lidl this morning and put various items in the fridge. It may be that they are saving them for their celebration on Thurs – but I think there was at least one present for me there. I snuck a look at the Christmas day menu and it featured smoked salmon and prawns and turkey and cream – I am really looking forward to it. I even thought of saving my appetite for it by not eating much today and tomorrow… And then I thought not.
This will be the human table laid for dinner

And hopefully, our first course will be like this, with two more to follow.



