Fifth Day of Mousemas – Stranger Danger

Saphy here.  I am only informed of this second hand – but R at least is a reasonably reliable source (wouldn’t trust M as far as I could claw her).  Apparently when he was parking the car today – he saw an intruder cat in our garden!!!

Not only that – but while the two humans were trying to “make friends with it” (I know – you could not make it up) – this feral, possibly diseased animal jumped right into our car.  Our very own sacred car that I am not allowed in.

Well all I will say about this is a) a thorough search of the territory will be instigated tomorrow, and any intruders given their marching orders  b) all gloves are off with regard to that car now.  Amber and I will go in it whenever we like.  c) we require compensation by way of food and tickles for the hurt to our feelings and damage to our assets (hair on our seats and scent marking on our dashboard)

We have rights.  We have lawyers.  Man the barricades!

PS  The humans say it is a lot bigger now than in the photo.  I am not afraid

PPS Amber says she is

PPPS I can’t think why as she won’t go out in the garden without a human there to hold her paw.  The big black scaredy muppet.