Sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam…
Here is Amber sitting on a cushion. She isn’t much into the fine seam part – sounds too much like hard work.

Last week I bought a 1kg pack of chicken breasts from Tesco. It contained six breasts, and common sense would indicate that it would make two meals for each of the three humans. It in fact made three meals as the remaining three portions were consumed by the big black splodge in the picture.


